Anonymous: What is your ultimate fantasy?

becomingathena:

Financial stability.

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
  • My relationship with my siblings

    unpopulaur:

    "You should smile more!"

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    "You look tired!"

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    "Are you really going to eat all that?"

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    Is it that time of month?

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    "You’re just being dramatic"

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    "You have terrible taste"

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    "Just exercise and eat less!"

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    "Thats really slutty"

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    (Source: tatianamaslnay)

    relahvant:

    *puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette