"remember in 6th grade when you-"
"and remember when you-
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
Talking on Skype:
5% = Hi, how are you?
95% = Can you hear me?
"what will you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?"