laughburnscalories:

"remember in 6th grade when you-"
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"and remember when you-
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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl)

Anonymous: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

humancum:

Talking on Skype:

5% = Hi, how are you?

95% = Can you hear me?

oknope:

"what will you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?"
me: 
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